Five Reasons Why Donuts Are Healthier Than Crystal Meth.

July 28, 2016

03300I can’t goddamn believe I’m writing this.  But I posted this stupid fucking meme and it went viral because the internet is a strange place where funny cat pictures are in charge and I’m just a denizen to serve them. I thought it would just be a throwaway meme.  I thought people would giggle and move […]

You Can Dislocate a Rib By Sneezing; My Life With Ehlers Danlos Syndrome

July 1, 2016

People with Ehlers Danlos are sometimes called Zebras. Fuck that. I’m a goddamn magical unicorn.

“We were fortunate to pick a media window after the crash of the Malaysian Airlines jet.”

June 28, 2016

Pulitzer Prize Winning journalist Eric Lipton omits evidence of shady backroom deals in organic industry, trashes world class geneticist Dr. Kevin Folta in suspect NY Times article.

Six Things That Happen When You Sleep With An Onion In Your Sock.

June 10, 2016

If you want onions, have a fucking sandwich. Namaste.

Fighting FOIA with Funny: LOLcats for Folta

May 24, 2016

04000As we’ve mentioned, Vani Hari has once again hit Kevin Folta with a FOIA request for any emails containing the names Yvette Guinevere (and Yvette d’Entremont, my aren’t we thorough?), Kavin Senapathy, Vance Crowe, Joe Schwarcz, Marc Draco, and Mark Alsip. If you’ve spoken out about her or if it’s a name she’s vaguely aware […]

Meet Joe, the Registered Dietitian Who Eats at In-N-Out.

May 17, 2016

“Without a doubt though my favourite junk food is microwave popcorn. Mostly “Triple Butter Explosion” flavour, but sometimes just caramel. Enough artificial ingredients to make Vani petition.”

A Helmet That Treats Mental Illness?

April 26, 2016

032119Who else immediately thought of this when they heard that I was attending an open house to check out a helmet that could make you happy: Well, Ren and Stimpy’s helmet it is not, but for patients with treatment resistant depression? It could make them sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song. Or the Log […]

Nature Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Live Or Die.

April 14, 2016

Stop goddamn advocating for nature. Because nature is not advocating for you.

Food Babe’s “Healthier” Treat Tops 1,500 Calories

March 17, 2016

At the very least, you are looking at 1,015 calories, something outstrips the large Shamrock Shake by nearly 300 calories. At the most, the Food Babe’s concoction tops out at about 1,500 calories. And all of the ingredients, of course, can be purchased through her Amazon Affiliate links.

Go buy a damned Shamrock Shake.

The Day Alternative Medicine Dies

March 16, 2016

Doctors are great, but they’re also fallible. They’re only as good as the answers available to them. What happens when, one day, all the answers are readily available?


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