Six Things That Happen When You Sleep With An Onion In Your Sock.

June 10, 2016

If you want onions, have a fucking sandwich. Namaste.

Fighting FOIA with Funny: LOLcats for Folta

May 24, 2016

1.6k4000As we’ve mentioned, Vani Hari has once again hit Kevin Folta with a FOIA request for any emails containing the names Yvette Guinevere (and Yvette d’Entremont, my aren’t we thorough?), Kavin Senapathy, Vance Crowe, Joe Schwarcz, Marc Draco, and Mark Alsip. If you’ve spoken out about her or if it’s a name she’s vaguely aware […]

Meet Joe, the Registered Dietitian Who Eats at In-N-Out.

May 17, 2016

“Without a doubt though my favourite junk food is microwave popcorn. Mostly “Triple Butter Explosion” flavour, but sometimes just caramel. Enough artificial ingredients to make Vani petition.”

A Helmet That Treats Mental Illness?

April 26, 2016

21332121Who else immediately thought of this when they heard that I was attending an open house to check out a helmet that could make you happy: Well, Ren and Stimpy’s helmet it is not, but for patients with treatment resistant depression? It could make them sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song. Or the Log […]

Nature Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Live Or Die.

April 14, 2016

Stop goddamn advocating for nature. Because nature is not advocating for you.

Food Babe’s “Healthier” Treat Tops 1,500 Calories

March 17, 2016

At the very least, you are looking at 1,015 calories, something outstrips the large Shamrock Shake by nearly 300 calories. At the most, the Food Babe’s concoction tops out at about 1,500 calories. And all of the ingredients, of course, can be purchased through her Amazon Affiliate links.

Go buy a damned Shamrock Shake.

The Day Alternative Medicine Dies

March 16, 2016

Doctors are great, but they’re also fallible. They’re only as good as the answers available to them. What happens when, one day, all the answers are readily available?

The Top Five Dangerously Misinformed Mommy Bloggers

January 24, 2016

What’s the reputability of the information on a blog? Whose advice should you be staking your child’s health on? Someone whose only vetted qualification, as far as you know, is that they bought a website and they—probably—have a baby?

Mike Adams Stunning Confession: “You Guys Didn’t Know Natural News Was Satire?”

January 2, 2016

4.7k19300After years of riling up the most vulnerable, desperate, and at times tin foil hat wearing and paranoid contingents in the world, Mike Adams finally comes clean. “I’ve been making this shit up as I go. How the fuck didn’t anybody catch it?” Adams’ wild claims about everything from vaccines being a holocaust, vaccines being a government […]

When Education Is Not Enough

December 30, 2015

1k40012An article was published recently in which a group of physicists declared that Cinderella’s lone glass slipper would have shattered under her weight when she ran away from the ball, destroying her chances of finding her handsome prince. They also dare to suggest that Superman’s attempt to turn back time would have just killed all life on Earth.  I posted the […]


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